A selection of quotes from Sidetrackedery.

Please to enjoy. :)

From i_iz_norml:

~ I've heard that the crowds for President Obama's inauguration were compared to the crowds at Woodstock. Sure, if you take away the rain, mud, orgies, drugs and nudity and replace them with winter clothes, freezing temps, Aretha Franklin's hat, Chief Justice Douchebag fucking up the oath and Rahm thumbing his nose at people.

From metaquotes:

My love of Dark!Fic never ceases to hurt me in all the wrong ways.

I'm not saying that it wouldn't happen in the (frankly weird and unlikely premise this happened in) and I'm not even saying that it didn't fit in your story, I'm just saying that, no matter how good the sex is, no matter how utterly mind-blowing, someone is still going to notice they just got disemboweled with a spoon.

From colbertobsessed:

I hate the Swiffer WetJet commercials. :'( The women are such bitches. And the old mop is always so sad. I just wanna snuggle it. *is weird*

From marlykins:

Here's a little ditty I composed and (awfully) sang while (terribly) playing my (out of tune) guitars for my (displeased) family. Inspired by the stitched-up multiple-inches-long wound-thing on my grandpa's neck from his neck surgery this past Monday.

I came home to my apartment the other night
And what I saw gave me a terrible fright
My grandfather had gone through a terrible plight
He had a big ol' gash in his neck
I stared at it, pausing for a sec',
And I thought, "Ohhh, what the heck?!"

My grandfather's a zombie
My grandfather's a zombie
Being slow-moving is no longer a hobby
He's as undead as he possibly could be
My grandfather's a zombie

Another from metaquotes:

I seriously don't understand how I can easily find yaoi disney slashporn without thinking about it on them thar internets but can't find a single pair of suede lace-up chunky heeled knee high boots in my size.

From mhael:

You know what my favorite part of the Vader/Ozzel scene is?

I'm referring, of course, to the scene in The Empire Strikes Back (BEST of the 6) when Vader Force chokes Admiral Ozzel for fucking up the entry into the Hoth system.

One would think, incorrectly, that it is Vader's dialogue that would be my favorite, or the mere fact that he was choking a dude by way of Skype or some shit.

But no.

MY favorite part is right at the end, after newly minted Admiral Piett thanks Lord Vader for the promotion and the opportunity to join his former Commanding Officer in the filming of the latest hit music video Video Killed the Imperial Star. Just as the viewscreen de-rezzes, he gives a jerk of his head to someone off camera, a clearly non-verbal command of, "Um... hey. Grab this dead body and get it outta here, would ya?" For some reason the casualness, the blasé of it... it just cracks me up.

I can only imagine the size of the drink Piett poured himself when he got off duty that night. Probably damn near emptied a fifth.

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And now I'm off to take a nap because I'm ollllllld. D: