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INT. CAR – MOVING

ZIVA: That’s ARES?
TONY: According to McGeek – Ziva, watch the road! (SFX: CAR HORN HONKS B.G.)
ZIVA: I have great peripheral vision.
TONY: My sphincter doesn’t.
ZIVA: Well, at least we won’t have trouble finding it.
TONY: Really?
ZIVA: Tony, it’s the size of an ATM.
TONY: Well this is the controller console, and this …
ZIVA: Your mystery woman!
TONY: Watch the road!
ZIVA: Oh, yes it is, isn’t it?!
TONY: No, this is no one! It’s McGee’s idea of a prank. This is the pirated part of ARES we have to find.
ZIVA: Twenty million for that?
TONY: Well, size doesn’t mat – forget I even stupidly started to say that.

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EXT. HOUSE – DAY

ZIVA: Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate’s copy of ARES?
TONY: Pirated copy.
ZIVA: That’s what I said.
TONY: No, you said pirate’s copy. A pirate is a person like Captain Jack Sparrow. A pirated copy--
ZIVA: Who is Jack Sparrow?
TONY: Johnny Depp.
ZIVA: He’s a pirate?
TONY: No, he’s an actor.
ZIVA: Oh.
TONY: How did we get here?
ZIVA: I drove.
(DOOR OPENS)

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INT. HOUSE – DAY

(SFX: DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
ZIVA: This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
TONY: Needle in a haystack.
ZIVA: I like my description better.