orbitaldiamonds | Fic Rec: Out of Joint by HonorH.

Everyone should read this fic. Like, now. It's a Doctor Who/Firefly crossover and I'm not even finished with it and I don't usually pimp fics but I'm pimping this one.

Have an excerpt:

"Why do they do that?" Kaylee asked. "I mean, me and Simon, Rose and the Doctor, Captain and Inara--should be simple enough, so why ain't it?"

"I thought I caught the scent of unresolved sexual tension with those two. I suppose they all have their reasons that make sense to them, but if you ask me, the issues involved could just as easily be decided in a warm and well-tumbled bed. But then, as the Doctor constantly reminds me, I'm a little sex-obsessed." He grinned salaciously.

"I think you kinda want Rose for yourself," said Kaylee, grinning herself.

"I definitely want Rose. I also want the Doctor. Preferably at the same time."

Kaylee blinked a little, and then her eyes glazed over. "Two boys all at once--boy, howdy that sounds like a hella fun!"

"There's an art to a threesome. You've got to make sure no one feels left out. While I don't mean to brag, I'm pretty good at it. If Simon were up for it," Jack made a dreamy noise, "I'd be happy to show you."

"I'm gettin' pretty juiced."

"So am I. And I'll tell you what, Kaylee Fry," said Jack. "If, while we're here, you decide that torch you're carrying has burned long enough--well, you know where to find me."

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