Have some sidetrackedery. :)

[orbitaldiamonds]

Sidetrackedery, n.: the weird, interesting, and/or fun stuff I find via my ever-behindness in my LJ flist, from Twitter, emails, going back through friends' LJs, and elsewhere.

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From May 14th:

:: Some more from onesentence.org:

Tessie Mc
Of course, we weren't really planning on having a baby in a Volkswagen Bug.

Carl
Sometimes when I get really mad I imagine myself yelling at countries, saying things like "Switzerland, you jerk!"

Jill
We take showers together and never get clean.

Dope
I called him on his mobile phone to tell him I'd found his mobile phone

tey
I opened a door at the exact moment an earthquake began, so I shut the door.

:: This program for sending stuff to deployed troops, link found at militarylove.
:: Locked, but awesome. About other regions' opinions of the South.
:: Via RBR, This awesome faux commercial from the CBC show Rick Mercer Report. EPIC WIN.
:: Also via RBR, "CBC News! 24 hour coverage of a six hour event!" --Rick Mercer
:: And another RMR from the CBC via RBR: "He flew Air Force One and still Air Canada managed to lose his luggage."
:: Last one, RMR CBC RBR: I hope so too.
:: Via skywaterblue, Mermaid dream comes true thanks to Weta. (flocked)

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From May 17th:

:: This from metaquotes. Yeah, it's mine. So what? (Here's another one.)
:: Via rahmbamarama, Peter Orszag's Office of Management and Budget Blog.
:: From this post in atheism:

Islam can kiss my fucking ass!
I realize that's somewhat crass,
But people suffer under it,
And it's a foetid crock of shit.
Much like Christanity,
Its lies harm people constantly.

It's people have my loyalty,
My sweat and my compassion.
Fuck anyone who says to me,
That we must give a superstition
Anything but what it earns...

:: fileg is full of interesting stuff after interesting stuff after interesting stuff, with icons.

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