Apr. 6th, 2010

Dear Tria,

Apr. 6th, 2010 03:54 am
orbitaldiamonds: TARDIS and text: "take me away" ([ dr who ] tardis take me away)
Dear Tria,

I don't know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I decided this when your dog humped my leg in your apartment and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage (wo)men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Warm tingly sensations,
Heather

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